Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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It's hard to be nice to some paranoid schizophrenic just because she lives in your body!
-- Judy Tenuta...
It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
It's hard to be one of the thousand points of light when you can't pay your electric bill.
It's hard to be serious when you're naked.
It's hard to call the zoo when the lion's busy.
It's hard to communicate when you already know what you want to hear.
It's hard to decide if T.V. makes morons out of everyone or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with.
-- Martin Mull...
It's hard to face tomorrow, but it's easier than facing no tomorrow.
It's hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. -- Sally Kempto
It's hard to figure out the landlord of an apartment complex who will discourage children from being tenants, yet allow rock band players.

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