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It's Lieutenant Flintstone. He's Fred, Jim.
It's life, Jim... but not as we know it. -- Spock
It's like a beer commercial. -- Crow T. Robot.
It's like brother Nietzsche said--being human is a complicated gig, so give that dark night of the soul a hug and howl the eternal yes.
It's like deja-vu, all over again. -- Yogi Berra
It's like having Kim Bassinger and a cattle prod AT THE SAME TIME!
It's like looking for a camel in a haystack.
It's like nothing we've ever seen before, captain!
It's like pissing your pants to keep yourself warm.
-- Disparaging Danish engineering proverb describing short-term solutio...
Its like 'safe sex'....only SAFER!
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