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It seems to me to be a typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant, and remove it.
-- Evelyn Waugh -- when Randolph Churchill had a benign tumour remo...
It seems you keep overlooking a sign reading "No trespassing"!
It's eight o'clock, sir!" "Why the devil didn't you tell me that before?" -- Overheard in hotel
It's either very early or very late.
It seldom pays to be rude. It never pays to be only half-rude.
-- Norman Douglas (1868-1952; British Author)...
It's Ensign Clampett. He's Jed, Jim!
It's Ensign Coward. He's fled, Jim!
It's Ensign Flintstone, Jim... He's FRED!!!
It's Ensign Lestat, Jim. He's undead.
It's Ensign Pillsbury ... he's bread, Jim!

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