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• It seems you keep overlooking a sign reading "No trespassing"!
• WARNING: NO TRESPASSING ALLOWED THE LORD TELLS US: FORGIVE THOSE WHO TRESPASS.
  TO HELL WITH THAT! I SHOOT THE DAMN BASTARDS! -- Sign on a Wooded Pasture...
• Humbled again by overlooking the obvious.
• Marge: Excuse me, where do I throw this? Attenda
  Over there. Marge: Thank you. [heads off] Attenda...
• It seems to be a fairly good sign that your memory is slipping if you can't even recall those things you are trying to forget because you can't remember them as things you are trying to forget.
• Drink nothing without seeing it; Sign nothing without reading it. Spanish Proverb
• Bart: [reading a sign] On this spot, Richard Nixon bowled back-to-back 300 games.
  Homer: Yeah, right. -- Would he lie to you? "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washingto...
• Homer: All right, all right. Who took the funny pages?
  Smithers: [reading to Burns] So Ziggy goes to the repair shop, there's a sign on the doorbell reading `out of order'....
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