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• I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died. -- Richard Dira
• Truth is, most of us contain a splashing, giggling
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• Never trust a skinny cook.
• Marge: 90% of the time, if the gas isn't pumping, this is your problem.
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• Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the ground.
  You pull and you pull, but you can't get the rock out of the ground....
• Better to throw it out-than throw it in. -- Skinny Mitchell
• He thought of Musashi, the Sword Saint, standing in his garden more than three hundred years ago.
  What is the 'Body of a rock'?" he was asked. In answer, Musashi summoned a pupil of his and bid him kill himself by slashing his abdomen with a knife....