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• Spencer's Laws of Accountancy: 1. Trial balances don't.
  2. Working capital doesn't. 3. Liquidity tends to run out. 4. Return on investments won't....
• A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that balances are correct.
  -- from "Manual of Maud'Dib" by the Princess Irula...
• Thou art weighed in the balances, and art found wanting. -- Old Testament -- Daniel v, 27
• A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that balances are correct.
  -- Princess Irulan, "Manual of Maud'Dib...
• Jove lifts the golden balances that show The fates of mortal men, and things below.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Iliad of Homer, Book xxii, Line 271...
• ZERO Nothing. Zilch. Having no measurable size, amount.
  Normally used to describe intelligence, probability, bank balances, luck, investment funds, chance, laughs in this paragraph, etc....
• Scientific theories are judged by the coherence they lend to our natural experience and the simplicity with which they do so.
  The grand principle of the heavens balances on the razor's edge of truth....
• Homer: Ah, home to my loving family. What more could a man ask for?
  [Marge appears in her nightie, blowing her nose] Marge...
• I forward my paychecks to my Sysop.