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• I am Tweety of Borg. I _tawt_ I attimiwated a puddy tat!
• I tawt I taw a tutty tat.
• All the lines have been written There's been Sandburg, It's sad but it's true Keats, Poe and McKuen With all the words gone, They all had their day What's a young poet to do?
  And knew what they're doin' But of all the words written The bird is a strange one, And all the lines read, So small and so tender There's one I like most, Its breed still unknown, And by a bird it was said!...
• Puddy tat no so bwave in Gwanny's micwowave oven!
• I thought I saw a Puddy Cat.....
• I thot I saw a tweety bird, I did ! I did!
• I taught him everything he knows!
• I TAUGHT MY DUCK TO SAY ".QWK .QWK
• I may have taught you everything you know, but I haven't taught you everything I know.