I Saw This Old Woman Digging For Food Through A Garbage Can.
I saw this old woman digging for food through a garbage can. I don't know
about you folks. I have a lot of love for old women going through garbage
cans. They saved my life so many times as a baby.
-- Emo Philips
My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.
-- Emo Philip...
Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter.
Of course, being a highly-skilled attorney, my fee is $...
aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
I was walking through the park. I had a very bad asthmatic attack.
These three asthmatics attacked me. I know ... I should've heard them all hiding. -- Emo Philip...
If you hide your generic food cans at the bottom of the garbage can, you can legitimately be called a snob.
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Bart: You know, Milhouse, I've been thinking: this town ain't so bad.
Good friends, lots of lemons, numerous angel sightings....
Picking up the pieces of my sweet shattered dream, I wonder how the old folks are tonight, Her name was Ann, and I'll be damned if I recall her face, She left me not knowing what to do.
Carefree Highway, let me slip away on you, Carefree Highway, you seen better days, The morning after blues, from my head down to my shoes, Carefree Highway, let me slip away, slip away, on you....
Through the travail of ages Midst the pomp and toil of war Have I fought and strove and perished Countless times under the star.
As though through a glass and darkly The age old strife I see Where I fought in many guises, many names But always me....