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• Animals are little people with fur coats.
• Cats have fur coats because they look silly in raincoats.
• Men's skin is different from women's skin. It is usually bigger, and it has more snakes tattooed on it.
  Also, if you examine a woman's skin very closely, inch by inch, starting at her shapely ankles, then gently tracing the slender curve of her calves, then moving up to her ....
• Men's skin is different from women's skin. It is usually bigger, and it has more snakes tattooed on it.
  Also, if you examine a woman's skin very closely, inch by inch, starting at her shapely ankles, then gently tracing the slender curve of her calves, then moving up to her ....
• You have a massage. (From the Swedish prime minister.)
• You have a massage (from the Swedish prime minister).
• You may be redneck... if you own a fur coat that's homemade.
• Documentation: Instructions translated from Swedish by Japanese for English speaking persons.
• Where the map differs from the terrain, believe the terrain. -- Swedish Army Manual