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In the blackout they dance; rock into the aisles, and as the doors fly open even the promoter smiles.
Someone takes his pants off and the rafters knock. Rock is dead, they say ............... LONG...
In the Book of Galatians, we are told that whatever a man soweth, that also he will reap.
This is the reason why so many breakfast foods now have oat bran in them....
In the bottle, discontent seeks for comfort, cowardice for courage, and bashfulness for confidence.
-- Johnso...
In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you.
Your sole function will be to drink beer. -- Dave Barry...
In the broad and final sense all institutions are educational in the sense that they operate to form the attitudes, dispositions, abilities and disabilities that constitute a concrete personality.
..Wh...
In the busy haunts of men. -- Felicia D. Hemas (1794-1835) -- Tale of the Secret Tribunal, Part i
In the cafeteria at the Kennedy Space Center, I overheard someone from NASA say 'It's not like it's brain surgery or anything.
..' which got me wondering how many brain surgeons say 'It's not like it'...
In the cafeteria just after lunch, (well, not *just* after, more like *during* lunch, about 12
28; say 12...
In the carriages of the past you can't go anywhere. -- Maxim Gorky (1868-1936)
In the case of some women, orgasms take quite a bit of time.

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