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• If combat means living in a ditch, females have biological problems staying in a ditch for thirty days because they get infections and they don't have upper body strength.
  I mean, some do, but they're relatively rare. On the other hand, men are basically little piglets, you drop them in the ditch, they roll around in it, doesn't matter, you know....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• coefficient of X n. Hackish speech makes heavy use of pseudo-mathematical metaphors.
  Four particularly important ones involve the terms `coefficient', `factor', `index of X', and `quotient'....
• Spock: "For some time now, I've been aware of a growing movement here of people who seek to learn the ideals of the Vulcan philosophy.
  They've been declared enemies of the state, but there are a few in the Romulan hierarchy like Pardek, who are sympathetic....
• ecurity through obscurity (alt. `security by obscurity') A term applied by hackers to most OS vendors' favorite way of coping with security holes -- namely
  ignoring them, documenting neither any known holes nor the underlying security algorithms, trusting that nobody will find out about them and that people who do find out about them won't exploit them....
• Microsoft Fights Linux -- By Contributing Kernel Patches If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
  .. and then destory 'em. That seems to be the new Microsoft strategy for dealing with Linux....
• Hang five, guys. I'm getting something. He committed suicide, he committed suicide, he committed suicide, the fish committed suicide.
  There is some kind of link here, but I can't quite put my finger on it....
• I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building.
  ..I changed my mind at the last minute, so I just flipped over and landed on my feet....