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• Word Processor - Software that magically transforms its user into a professional author.
  -- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...
• Spreadsheet - A program that gives the user quick and easy access to a wide variety of highly detailed reports based on highly inaccurate assumptions.
  -- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...
• Windows - A method of dividing a computer screen into two or more unusably tiny portions.
  -- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...
• Database Manager - A program that allows the user to manipulate data in every conceivable way except the absolutely essential one he or she conceives of the day after entering 20 Megabytes of raw data.
  -- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...
• Business Graphics - Popular with managers who understand neither decimals, fractions, Roman numerals, nor PI but have more than a passing acquaintance with pies and bars.
  -- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...
• oftware rot n. Term used to describe the tendency of software that has not been used in a while to lose
  uch failure may be semi-humorously ascribed to bit rot....
• The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.
  -- David Brinkley...
• erver n. A kind of daemon that performs a service for the requester and which often runs on a computer other than the one on which the server runs.
  A particularly common term on the Internet, which is rife with `web servers', `name servers', `domain servers', `news servers', `finger servers', and the like....
• erver: n. A kind of {daemon} that performs a service for the requester and which often runs on a computer other than the one on which the server runs.
  A particularly common term on the Internet, which is rife with `name servers', `domain servers', `news servers', `finger servers', and the like....