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  Oliver Herford: Wonderful! Wonderful! Clever of you to think of it!...
• Knuth: /knooth/ [Donald E. Knuth's "The Art of Computer Programming"] n.
  Mythically, the reference that answers all questions about data structures or algorithms....
• The sages put great stock in saying that every ending is truly a beginning
  or every beginning an ending, or insisting that there are no endings or beginnings, or remarking that there is nothing new, and we are doomed to endlessly repeat ourselves....
• The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common.
  Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views ....
• Homer: Look, I know I'm not witty like that critic guy, but does he know _all_ the words to the Oscar Mayer song?
  Jay: [walking past, singing] Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, [Bart and Lisa join in] That is what I'd truly like to be....