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I am not a crook. -- from The Best-Loved Quotes of Richard Milhouse Nixo
I am NOT a cynic - I just remember last time too well!
I am not a dentist.
I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.
I am not a human! I am an animal! er...wait..
I am not a man. -- Worf to Lwaxana Troi, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2
I am not a molecule, I am a free radical!
I am not a monotheist--the world looks as though it was designed by a committee
I am not a musician, I'm a HAM" -- Ozzy Osborne
I am not an alcoholic, I simply enjoy living in a liquid medium.
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