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I am Bubba of Borg: Prepare your beer to be assimilated.
I am Burns of Borg. Smithers! Assimilate them!
I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff.
-- Sir Henry Wotton (1568-1639) -- Preface to the Elements of Architecture...
I am Caffeine of Borg. Sleep is irrelevant.
I am Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise.
Delighted you're feeling better, Captain. The Admiral and I were worried about you....
I am Carl of Borg. Macross has been assimilated.
I am Cat of Borg. We will assimilate your shiny things.
I am Christopher Robin of Borg: You sit here and assimilate Piglet.
I am Clinton of Borg. Campaign promises are irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary says resistance is futile!

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