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I am committed--or should be.
I am convinced as shoppers of Hy-Vee go, so goes the state of Iowa.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, -- speaking at a Hy-Vee grocery store in Cedar Rapids, Iowa...
I am convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile -- Tom C.
Clark...
I am convinced that the manufacturers of carpet odor removing powder have included encapsulated time released cat urine in their products.
This technology must be what prevented its distribution du...
I am convinced that we have a degree of delight, and that no small one, in the real misfortunes and pains of others.
-- Edmund Burke (1729-1797) -- On the Sublime and Beautiful, Sect. xiv, Vol. i, p...
I am CopyCat of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated.
I am correct, the rest of you are wrong!
I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best seller! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I am Cthulhu of Borg, and you are in some SERIOUS trouble.
I am Daimon Goss. And these are my councils Kole and Dr.
Arridor. We'll need chairs. I'm Captain Picard of the Enterprise I am serving as host for these proceedings....

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