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I AM hoLDiNg YOur mail HosTage. SENd $1000 TO my Node ..
I am Homer of Borg..prepare to be....OHHHHHHHHHH...BEEEERR!!!
I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be... Ooooooo! Donuts!
I am Homer of the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is irrelevant.
Preparation is irrel...MMMmmm...doughnut!...
I am home! The modem's on, isn't it?
I am hopelessly and forever a mountaineer. -- John Mui
I am Hunter Thompson of the Borg: Wait'til YOU see those BATS!!!
I am ignorant and impotent and yet, somehow or other, here I am unhappy, no doubt, profoundly dissatisfied.
.. In spite of everything I survive. -- Aldous Huxley...
I am immortal, at least till I die.
I am immortal! -- Famous Last Word

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