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Alcoholic problems? Yes, I can't afford it.
Alcohol is good for you. My grandfather proved it irrevocably.
He drank two quarts of booze every mature day of his life and lived to the age of 103....
Alcoholism is not a disease, it's a goal.
Alcohol is not a problem, until you can't get any.
Alcohol kills brain cells. Brain cell: "Did you bring the oxygen?
Blood cell: "The oxygen? Oh boy, let's see. I was in the lungs....
Alcohol prohibition didn't work; drug prohibition doesn't work
gun prohibition won't work. -- Clayton E. Cramer, optilink!crame...
Aldebaran's great, okay, Algol's pretty neat, Betelgeuse's pretty girls Will knock you off your feet.
They'll do anything you like Real fast and then real slow, But if you have to take me apart to ge...
Aldeborontiphoscophornio! Where left you Chrononhotonthologos?
-- Henry Carey (1663-1743) -- Chrononhotonthologos, Act i, Sc. 1...
ALDERMAN, n. An ingenious criminal who covers his secret thieving with a pretence of open marauding.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...

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