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• If in any problem you find yourself doing an immense amount of work, the answer can be obtained by simple inspection.
• Don't put off until tomorrow what you can get someone else to do today.
• Win any way you can as long as you can get away with it. -- Leo Duroche
• I drink every known alcoholic drink and enjoy 'em all.
  I learned early in life how to handle alcohol and never had any trouble with it....
• Lerman's Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.
  Lerman's Corollary: You are never given enough time or money....
• Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.
  -- Lerman's Law of Technology You are never given enough money. -- Lerman's Corollary...
• Any problem in your home can be fixed, except that leaking faucet.
• Nothing is illegal until you get caught.
• I can assure you that size will not be a problem. -- Worf