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  he most important thing for us to remember is that the only way in which we can have any law at all is to have as little of it as possible....
• Jay's Laws of Leadership 1) Changing things is central to leadership, and changing them before anyone else is creativeness.
  2) To build something that endures, it is of the greatest importance to have a long tenure in office -- to rule for many years....
• Believe not much them that seem to despise riches; for they despise them that despair of them
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• Did you hear about the farmer who couldn't keep his hands off his wife so he fired them.
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• How many real women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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• A Roman divorced from his wife, being highly blamed by his friends, who demanded, "Was she not chaste?
  Was she not fair? Was she not fruitful?" holding out his shoe, asked them whether it was not new and well made....
• A wizard must do his best not to judge any person or thing on their first appearance.
  Many a human or other intelligent creature will have hidden depths to their personalities which you will only discover as you get to know them and work with them...