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Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. -- Ogden Nash
Happiness is having friends who laugh at your stories when they're not so funny and sympathize with you in your troubles even when they're not so bad.
Happiness is in direct proportion to the distance from the home office.
Contradictory Corollary: The diner who is furthest from the kitchen is a nervous eater....
Happiness is in the taste, and not in the things themselve
we are happy from possessing what we like, not from possessing what others like....
Happiness is just an illusion caused by the temporary absence of reality.
Happiness is just an illusion, filled with sadness and confusion.
Happiness is just like the way you feel right now, only much, much better.
Happiness is Killing Orcs.
Happiness Is Mandatory....Are you Happy ?
Happiness is no laughing matter.

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