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Happiness seems so hard to win.
Happiness seems to require a modicum of external prosperity. -- Aristotle
Happiness: waking up and seeing your boss' picture on the milk carton.
Happy as a Pig in Mud!
Happy as a vampire in a blood bank.
Happy complaining, Bob!
Happy days are here again.
Happy Feast of the Pig.
Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Happy Fun Ball! (still legal in 16 states)
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