Hand Me A Pair Of Leather Pants And A CASIO Keyboard -- I'm Living For Today!

Hand Me A Pair Of Leather Pants And A CASIO Keyboard -- I'm Living For Today!

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Hand me a pair of leather pants and a CASIO keyboard
-- I'm living for today!
-- Zippy the Pinhead

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