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Gravidity - what keeps you from floating off the planet.
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. -- Albert Einstei
GRAVITATION, n.
Gravity always gets me down.
Gravity brings me down.
Gravity doesn't suck, the earth does.
Gravity increases geometrically with alcohol consumed.
Gravity increases geometrically with beer consumed.
Gravity is a law. Lawbreakers will be brought down!
Gravity is a mystery of the body, invented to conceal the defects of the mind. -- La Rochefoucauld
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