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George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but he also admitted doing it.
Now, do you know why his father didn't punish him? Because George still had the axe in his hand....
George Washington said to his father, "If I never tell a lie, how can I get to be President?
-- Red Butto...
George Washington's false teeth were made of whale bone.
George Washington was first in war, first in peace -- and the first to have his birthday juggled to make a long weekend.
-- Ashley Coope...
Georgia REALLY sucks.
Gerald Ford does it on his face.
Gerald Ford was the only man who held both the Presidency and the Vice-Presidency but who was not elected to either post.
Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.
Gerald Greenwald, Chairman of Chrysler Motors, was an Eagle Scout.
Geraldo: Genetic experiment gone bad? Next on Oprah!

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