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For who, to dumb forgetfulness a prey, This pleasing anxious being e'er resign'd, Left the warm precincts of the cheerful day, Nor cast one longing ling'ring look behind?
-- Thomas Gray (1716-177...
For who would lose, Though full of pain this intellectual being, Those thoughts that wander through eternity, To perish rather, swallow'd up and lost In the wide womb of uncreated night?
-- John Mil...
For women, "equality is a disaster." -- Lazarus Long
For women, the sexual act is a means to a higher end.
For a man, it is an end in itself. -- Edward Abbey...
For words are wise men's counters,--they do but reckon by them
but they are the money of fools. -- Thomas Hobbes (1588-1679) -- The Leviathan, Part i, Chap. iv...
For writing E-Mail to Penthouse Magazine - WORDPERVERT 5.1
For years a secret shame destroyed my peace -- I'd not read Eliot, Auden or MacNiece.
But now I think a thought that brings me hope: Neither had Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Pope....
For you and I are past our dancing days. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Romeo and Juliet -- Act i, Sc.
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For your birthday, somebody gives you a calfskin wallet..
For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self-service.
-- In a Hong Kong supermarke...

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