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FRANKALMOIGNE, n. The tenure by which a religious corporation holds lands on condition of praying for the soul of the donor.
In mediaeval times many of the wealthiest fraternities obtained their e...
Frank and explicit--that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and confuse the minds of others.
-- Benjamin Disraeli...
Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's tie.
Frank is my Elvis. -- Matt Groening
Frank knew that no man had ever crossed the desert on foot and lived to tell about it.
So, he decided to get back in his car and keep driving. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Franklin D. Roosevelt = New Deal ** William B. Clinton = Raw Deal
Frankly my dear, I don't give a download. -- Rhett Sysop
Frankly, scallop, I don't give a clam!
Frankly, Scarlett, I don't have a fix." -- Rhett Buggle
Frank settled out in the valley,and he hung his wild years on a nail that he drove through his wifes forehead.
-- Tom Wai...

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