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For sale: Toilet-seat cover. Barely used.
For Sale: Tribbles. Contact H. Mudd at 17:01/A.
For Satan finds some mischief still For idle hands to do.
-- Isaac Watts (1674-1748) -- Divine Songs, Song xx...
For seldom shall she hear a tale So sad, so tender, and so true.
-- William Shenstone (1714-1763) -- Jemmy Dawso...
For several years more I maintained public relations with the Almighty.
But privately, I ceased to associate with him. -- Jean-Paul Sartre...
For Shakespeare lovers only:) So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.
-- Answering machine madness - miscellaneou...
For simplicity, the word 'complex' is sometimes used .
.. to refer to any of these IBM IBM Products. -- IBM publication SA22-7098-0 p. 1...
For sincere personal advice, page your sysop at 3 AM.
For snakebites: bleed the wound and rape the victim in a blanket for shock.
For solitude sometimes is best society, And short retirement urges sweet return.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book ix, Line 249...

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