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Familiar things happen, and mankind does not bother about them.
It requires a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious....
Families, when a child is born Want it to be intelligent.
I, through intelligence, Having wrecked my whole life, Only hope the baby will prove Ignorant and stupid....
Family Food: We surveyed 100 people who ordered pizza and asked them...
FAMILY HAUNTED BY GHOST OF CHRISTMAS TURKEY
Family is something which goes back to the nucleus of civilization.
And the very beginnings of civilization, the very beginnings of this country, goes back to the family....
Family values: My family is good, your family sucks.
Famine is in thy cheeks. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Romeo and Juliet -- Act v, Sc. 1
Famous actress bragging about her husband: Look at him, isn't he beautiful I have kept him for seven years now Dorothy Parke
Don't Worry--he'll come back in style -- Dorothy Parke...
FAMOUS, adj. Conspicuously miserable. Done to a turn on the iron, behold Him who to be famous aspired.
Content? Well, his grill has a plating of gold, And his twistings are...
Famous clowns -- Bozo, Clarabell, Ronald McDonald, Homey and Clinton.

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