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Excuse me. Do you wanna f**k or should I apologize? -- Pick up line
Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.
Excuse me please, Worker, I'll just be a nanosecond . . . There! Now, what did you want?
Excuse me, Sir, said a surveyor to a person in the street, I am a surveyor and I wonder if you could please help me by holding this measuring tape for a second or two.
In most cases the stranger wo...
Excuse me. This life isn't working. I want to exchange it. Have you tried plugging it in?
Excuse me, what did you say? Oh, I thought you said "Whop".
Excuse me... What does God need with a starship? -- Kirk, "The Final Frontier," stardate 8451.1.
Excuse me while I change into something more formidable
Excuse me, while I kiss the sky... -- Jimi Hendrix
Excuse me, Worker, I'll just be a nanosecond.
-- a computer, from Firesign Theater's I Think We're All Bozos On This Bu...

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