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Explain is the simplest way in which you can serve eggs.
This is no yoke. Doesn't it just crack you up? (Got these all out of my system at once!)...
Explanation separates us from astonishment, which is the only gateway to the incomprehensible.
-- Eugene Ionesco...
Exploding is a perfectly normal medical phenomenon.
In many fields of medicine nowadays, a dose of dynamite can do a world of good....
Exploit the inevitable (which means, take credit for anything good which happens whether you had anything to do with it or not).
EX POST FACTO - Lost in the mail.
EXPOSTULATION, n. One of the many methods by which fools prefer to lose their friends.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
exposure: result of answering the call of nature during a climb.
-- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982...
Express an opinion, but send advice by freight.
EXPRESSES SELF WELL: Can string two sentences together. -- Interpreting supervisors comments...
Express yourself through supreme bovinity.

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