Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
- The post office announced today that it is going to issue a stamp
commemorating prostitution in the United States.
It's a ten-cent stamp, but if you want to lick it, it's a quarter. -- Chevy Chase...
- 1/ If you eat something and no one sees you, it has no calories -- DIETING RULES & CALORIE COUNTER
- 1. If it doesn't smell like chilli, it probably isn't.
2. If you catch an exploding manhole cover, you can keep it....
- If you can't lick 'em---bite 'em!
- Life is both difficult and time consuming.
- Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
-- Charles Schultz, as Charlie Brown -- Peanuts, cartoon strip...
- 15c of every stamp is for storage.
- 5/ If you can make others around you fatter, it is automatic that
you become thinner.
-- DIETING RULES & CALORIE COUNTER...