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• To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A.
  A. Milne...
• Poetry and Hums aren't things which you get, they're things which get you.
  And all you can do is go where they can find you....
• Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.
  -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
• They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them.
  -- Eeyore, Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
• A little Consideration, a little Thought for Others, makes all the difference.
  -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
• It gets you nowhere if the other person's tail is only just in sight for the second half of the conversation.
  -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
• If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient.
  It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear....
• If you want to make a song more hummy, add a few tiddely poms.
  -- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
• It's always useful to know where a friend-and-relation is, whether you want him or whether you don't.
  -- Rabbit, Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...