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• Large dogs make larger turds than little ones.
• Cat are always more sarcastic than dogs.
• Raining cats and dogs is better than hailing taxis.
• You may be redneck... if you live with more dogs than family.
• It is much harder to find a job than to keep one.
• I think people tend to forget that trees are living creatures.
  They're sort of like dogs. Huge, quiet, motionless dogs, with bark instead of fur....
• Beware of hungry dogs!
• Cats are companions. Dogs are slaves.
• Cats are roommates. Dogs are kids.