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• There is an old shovel lying here.
• Simple conduct. Progress without blame.
• The ground is too hard and the shovel does nothing.
• We are convinced that ... foreign capital will fulfill the role that Marx predicted for it .
  .. with every additional shovel of coal, with every additional load of oil that we in Russia obtain through the help of foreign technique, capital will be digging its own grave....
• Progress is an illusion.
• I got real close to seeing Elvis, but then my shovel broke.
• I nearly saw Elvis one night, but my shovel broke.
• Bender: Grab a shovel. I'm only one skull short of a Mousketeer reunion.
• Problems are the price of progress.