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DAU: /dow/ [German Fidonet] n. German acronym for D"ummster Anzunehmender User (stupidest imaginable user).
From the engineering-slang GAU for Gr"osster Anzunehmender Unfall, worst foreseea...
DAUF Delete All Useless Files[you trust a computer THAT far?]
Daughter of Jove, relentless power, Thou tamer of the human breast, Whose iron scourge and tort'ring hour The bad affright, afflict the best!
-- Thomas Gray (1716-1771) -- Hymn to Adversity...
Dave? Dave?? Dave's not here.
Dave, put those Windows disks down....Dave...DAVE!" -- Hal 9000
Dave Sim appears in dark glasses and talks like he's been up for three days doing God knows what, which is kind of how you like to think of Dave Sim.
-- Rob Rodi...
David Brinkley: The daily astrological charts are precisely where, in my judgment, they belong, and that is on the comic page.
George Will: I don't think astrology belongs even on the comic pages. ...
David: "Every time we have dealings with Starfleet I get nervous.
We are dealing with something that could be perverted into a dreadful weapon....
David: "He killed everybody we left behind!" Carol
Oh of course he didn't. David, you're just making this harder....
David: "I knew it, you son of a bitch!" -- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4

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