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COURT FOOL, n. The plaintiff. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
Court, n.: A place where they dispense with justice. -- Arthur Trai
Court Reporters do it on a trial basis.
Courtship consists in a number of quiet attentions, not so pointed as to alarm, nor so vague as not to be understood.
-- Laurence Sterne...
Courtship to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.
-- William Congreve, "The Portable Curmudgeo...
Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman?
Hell no! -- Hunter S. Thompson, on the US war against Iraq...
Covered Walkways: R. Kade
Cover me. I'm changing lanes. -- Bumper sticke
Covert U.S. operations in Central America -- Oxymoro
Cover your stump before you hump.

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