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C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
C:\PROGRAM\RUN RUN\PROGRAM\RUN AWWW\COMEON\PROGRAM\RUN!
C provides the infinitely-abusable GOTO statement, and labels to branch to.
Formally, the GOTO is never necessary, and in practice it is almost always easy to write code without it....
CPU1: How many humans does it take to multiply 123456789 by 3.
14159265382 ? CPU2: Can they use their toes?...
Cpu: C3po's mother.
CPU not connected to the bus.
CPU Pickup Line: (p(, (What's your MHZ?)
CPU - Random number generato
CPU tired. -- Yawn error #30
CPU Wars: /C-P-U worz/ n.

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