Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

Home › Fortune Cookies › Miscellaneous Collections

Compile, run, curse. Recompile, rerun, recurse.
Compiler writers optimize it, but they never get around to DOING it.
Compiling...Linking...Dialing Copyright Lawyer...
Complaining and asking for help are evolutionary shifts for men.
Complaint is the largest tribute heaven recieves.
Complain to one who can help you. -- Yugoslav proverb
Complaints? Dial 1-900-CRY-BABY. ($349/min)
Complete adaptation to environment means death. The essential point in all response is the desire to control environment.
-- John Dewey...
Complete possession is proved only by giving. All you are unable to give possesses you.
-- Andre Gide...
Completion of any task within the allocated time and budget does not bring credit upon the performing personnel- it merely proves the task was easier than expected.
Failure to complete any task withi...

< previous

1443