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Coming to a TV soon, "Days of Our Modem
Coming to this tagline soon, a NEW HAM call sig
Coming up, Beavis seeks out his biological mother, but she changes her DNA in order to avoid him.
-- Commercial break from "Beavis and Butthead...
Coming up: our definitive answer to the JFK assassination, the Iran contra coverup, the cure for the common cold, and our hidden videotape of Madonna's torrid affair.
.." -- Anchorman, "Zombies i...
Commandant: "No witnesses." Kirk: "Killed while trying to escape.
McCoy: "Damn clever, if you ask me." Kirk: "It's a classic." -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8...
Commandant: "That's what he wanted." Kirk: "Who? Who wanted us killed?
Commandant: "Since you're all going to die anyway, why not tell you....
Commandant: "This is the gulag Rura Penthe! There is no stockade, no guard tower, no electronic frontier!
Only a magnetic shield prevents beaming! Punishment means exile from the prison to the...
COMMAND: A suggestion made to a computer.
COMMAND.COM not found. Activating random interrupts.
Command.com not found, Promote LtCmdr.com?

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