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• Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n.-Incredibly fast idiot!
• Command.com not found, Promote LtCmdr.com?
• Asdjfalsdjflasdjfalkdjflakjdflakjdfa: Command not found.
• What does "rc" stand for, and why are there so many "rc" files?
  The letters stand for Run-Com, the name of a command file on early DEC operating systems....
• vanity domain n. [common; from `vanity plate' as in car license plate] An Internet domain, particularly in the .
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• Terrell: "Get on the com-pick to Doctor Marcus. Listen, maybe it's something we can transplant, hmm?
  Chekov: "You *know* what she'll say." -- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4...
• Here's a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you com out you're all covered with leeches.
  Just say, "Hey, has anybody seen my raisins?" (Because leeches kind of look like big raisins....
• Why do I have to have a bag on my head? In order, nin-com-poop, that she should believe you're her husband!
  Why..did he use to wear a bag on his head? -- Baldrick and Edmund : Head...