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Commercial radio, commercial radio, commercial
Commie and Bore are or president & vice preside
Commit a crime, and the earth is made of glass. There is no such thing as concealment.
-- R.W. Emerso...
Commitment, n.: Commitment can be illustrated by a breakfast of ham and eggs.
The chicken was involved, the pig was committed....
Commit suicide. A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
Committee: a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. -- Milton Berle
Committee, n.: A group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Alle...
Committee reports dealing with wages, salaries, fringe benefits, facilities, computers, employee parking, libraries, coffee breaks, secretarial support, etc.
always call for dramatic expenditure inc...
Committees do harm merely by existing. -- Freeman Dyso
Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.

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