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Closed Hearing for the Caption Impaired...
Close Encounters of the Third Grade." -- Woody Allen's new movie
CLOSE-FISTED, adj. Unduly desirous of keeping that which many meritorious persons wish to obtain.
"Close-fisted Scotchman!" Johnson cried To thrifty J....
Close friends will surprise you tonight with the absence of a party.
Closeted gays sometimes oppose gay civil rights as part of their cover.
Closets are for clothing.....Not People
Close up his eyes and draw the curtain close; And let us all to meditation.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry VI -- Act iii, Sc. 3...
Close your eyes and press escape three times.
Closing lines: I'm going to make like a tree and leave.
I'm going to put an egg in my shoe and beat it....
Closing on ship target. Music on Fire away.

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