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• Here's to good friends Tonight is kinda stupid The beer we'll pour Is something we'll ignore somehow.
  .. So tonight, tonight, Let it be Lowbrau." "Lowbrau, the beer for those times when you just don't feel sophisticated....
• Writing is like prostitution.First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money.
  -- Moliere...
• A surprise drug test will really piss you off.
• Are you going to sleep at all tonight?!
• I don't wanna argue, and I don't wanna fight, But there will definitely be a party tonight...
• Your next surprise will come from where you less expect any surprise.
• Monica: Oh, and I can also speak a little French. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
  (Mischa laughs) Why? What did I say? Mischa: Well, you just asked if I wanted to go to bed with you tonight....
• Joey: Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room?
  Is it real expensive? Chandler: Well, only if you order stuff....
• When you do things right, nobody will be there to see it. -- Togg's Law of Absence