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Chemical Engineering: The practice of doing for a profit what an organic chemist only does for fun.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
Chemical engineers do it in packed beds.
CHEMICAL ENGINEERS do it under a fume hood
Chemicals, n.: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.
chemist: [Cambridge] n.
Chemistry is applied theology. -- Augustus Stanley Owsley III
Chemistry is physics without thought; mathematics is physics without purpose.
Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
CHEMISTS do it in an excited state
Chemists do it in test tubes.
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