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Chekov: "Torpedoes ready, sir." -- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
Chekov: "We do believe that all planets have a sovereign claim to inalienable human rights.
Azetbur: "'Inalien'. If only you could hear yourselves....
Chekov: "What are we looking for, sir?" Spock: "Lieutenant.
.." Valeris: "Two pairs of gravity boots." -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8...
Chekov: "Why not simply waperize them?" Valeris: "Like this?
At ease. As you know, Commander Chekov, no one can fire an unauthorized phaser aboard a starship....
Chelsea Clinton: Dad, meet my new steady...Rush Limbaugh!
Chelsea Clinton is worth a thousand condom commercials.
Chelsea Clinton: "PLEASE tell me I'm adopted!
Chelsea: Dad, I want you to meet my boyfriend, Rush!
Chem E's make the best heat exchange
Chemical: A substance that: 1) An organic chemist turns into a foul odo
2) an analytical chemist turns into a procedure...

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