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Chicken Little was right.
Chickens are how eggs make more eggs.
Chicken Soup, n.: An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC.
The only ailment chicken soup can't cure is neurotic dependence on one's mother. -- A...
Chickens...the only animals you can eat before they are born.
...and after they are dead. The first is an encore performance, the second the final act....
Chicken Suit: The official uniform of Bill Clinton...
Chicken Teriyaki: name of the only living Kamikazi pilot.
chiclet keyboard: n. A keyboard with a small, flat rectangular or lozenge-shaped rubber or plastic keys that look like pieces of chewing gum.
(Chiclets is the brand name of a variety of chewi...
Chicloexdus: The route taken by a gumball to avoid capture...
Chide a friend in private and praise him in public. -- Solo
Chief Bowels had to move ... Too much poop in tee-pee!

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