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• Phasers locked on target, Captain.
• After the first year, Captain Kirk lost his secretary, Yeoman Rand.
  She used to bring him coffee (even heating it with a hand phaser in times of galley distress) and hand him clipboards with flashing lights on them for him to initial....
• Captain Kirk, why does your phaser look like a dust buster?
• Captain, we are being hailed. Get out your umbrella.
• Stand down from battle stations, and Ensign change your phase
• I'm saving my money for when they get Phaser Printers!
• Phasers on stun!
• When in doubt, fire photons!