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Carmel, New York, has an ordinance forbidding men to wear coats and trousers that don't match.
Carnegie Hall! What the fuck are we doing here? -- Frank Zappa '71
CARNIVOROUS, adj. Addicted to the cruelty of devouring the timorous vegetarian, his heirs and assigns.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture.
Of course, the same can be said of dirt." -- From THE CH...
Carol: "Actually, he's a lot like you...in many ways.
Please tell me what you're feeling." Kirk: "There's a man out there I haven't seen in fifteen years who's trying to kill me....
Carol: "David, why don't you show Doctor McCoy and the lieutenant our idea of food?
David: "But we can't just sit here." Kirk: "Oh yes we can." -- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4...
Carol: "Get your gear together where it's handy." March
And where are we going?" Carol: "That's for us to know and Reliant to find out....
Carol: "I don't understand, who's responsible for all this.
Who is 'Khan'?" Kirk: "Well, it's a long story." David...
Caroline! I never knew you knew her! Oh yes! I even touched her once.
...Touched her what? Her...once. In a corridor. I've never heard it called _that_ before....

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