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• I heard one time you single-handedly defeated a hoard of rampaging of somethings in the something something system.
  Fry...
• Always remember that you're representing your country.
  I guess what I'm saying is... Don't mess up France the way you messed up your room....
• It's only hopeless if you walk away.
• Always remember that you're representing our country.
  I guess what I'm saying is, don't mess up France the way you messed up your room....
• You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home. And they will mess it up.
• Do what you wanna, do what you will; Just don't mess up your neighbor's thrill.
  And when you pay the bill, kindly leave a little tip To help the next poor sucker on his one-way trip....
• Better hope the life-inspector doesn't come around while you have your life in such a mess.
• If at first you don't succeed, stand on your head and eat an alligator liver.
  Alligator liver has the strange effect of making it all seem so profoundly hopeless that you just don't care anymore....